Shock that person like Ni Beh also got his love story to tell?
Although Ni Beh's love story is not like those romantic ones
Sure not like I ride the girl on my motorbike,
throw the dustbin to a bridal shop and get her a wedding dress
Then get marry over the full moon and kiss kiss
Nonono. That is totally not Ni Beh.
Why Ni Beh suddenly talk about my love story?
Cause my chio gf recently meet up with her first love Zzzz
Na Behs. Ok lah. Ni Beh not romantic.
Ni Beh not gentle, Ni Beh not sweet.
Ni Beh only know how to talk cock and no action
* that only refers to Ku Ku Jiao.
Which employee will take action against their KKJ bosses?
Koaz. Zzzz Chio gf's first love was her senior.
Na Bahs. Head prefect some more. Zzzz
Ni Beh school days only kana CCA head.
And is GRC's tao eh. green recycle club Zzz
Was chose as head cause I am strong, can carry a lot of things.
Na Behs. I GRC head, he head prefect. Zzz
Chobu gf look at him like her eyes sparkle like a diamond
when he gave a speech on stage. Na Behs.
Xiang Dang Nian, Ni Beh also Xiao Cao.
Many girls write love letters and pass to me.
Want go steady with me Zzz Ni Beh all reject.
Chose my chiobu bao bei. Zzz My "brother" told me
My chiobu bao bei, confess to the head prefect, kana reject then
come to me Zzz Na Behs. Really mehz?
Kaoz. Ni Beh is voted as first date choice in my sec. Zzz
I dun believe I lose to that head prefect.
Na Behs, they never contact so long.
Now contact. Koaz. Next week my chiobu bao bei bdae
He sae want celebrate for her. Pa Jiao.
He never see got me, HER BOYFRIEND, HUSBAND TO BE
can celebrate for her. Na Behs. Now the head prefect is
studying his degree Zzz Ni Beh see him very buay song.
1. Bowl head, his hair scully take bowl cover and cut one
2. Big thick glasses. Dude, ya know something call contact lens?
3. Tuck in shirt and super shiny shoes. HAHAHA Ge Tai.
Na Behs. Can't believe my bao bei eye candy him and write love letter
Wonder what's the content sia. Zzzzz
Actually, before my bao bei, I fancy someone else.
There is this long hair chio bu, in the dance club.
Woot! Super chio ones. Ni Beh and my bros will go see see
when they dance. Ni Beh wanna jio her that time.
But na behz. Zzzz Long Hair Chio Bu got steady already.
Her steady is the basketball macho captain.
That time girls crazy over MVP, slam dunk. -.-
Zzz But lucky Ni Beh get to date Long Hair chiobu out.
Went out and watch movie. Walk park, walk her home.
Ni Beh still rmb her long hair, so silky. Sound like some shampoo
commercial. Its like she turn her head, her hair will swing with her.
But kaoz. Ni Beh never snatch her away from macho captain
Because..... of this reason.
Long hair chiobu look very chio and shine at the day.
When it came to the night. Especially walking at night with her.
She can suddenly transform to a famous TV person.
When the wind blows.... Kaoz. Look like 貞子
** ALERT: HORROR VIDEO.
Not for the weak hearted. DO NOT SEE IF YOU'RE SCARE.
This is 貞子
If you see this video, you will know why I chose my bao bei. Zzz