All about NiBeh

Greetings dear viewers.
Yes, Ni Beh have not blogged for long.
This show how busy Ni Beh is. Kaoz.
Ni Beh veri happy no need see KKJ for these few weeks.
Ni Beh kana attach to branch outlet.
Lol. Rather work in small branch office rather than HQ

HQ got KKJ. lol.
Branch offfice closer to my house. lol. 30mins journey.
Na Behs. HQ travel timing bout 1 h Lame shit.
Reduce by half. lol. And no need see KKJ
Branch office that lady boss super chio.
The woman of many men dreamt of.

Pls calm down as Ni Beh will not be unfaithful to Bao Bei.
Ni Beh just wanna share about this kind maiden
She is none other than my lady boss.
( Bao Bei stay strong in my heart)

This lady boss is not KKJ's wfie nor girlfriend  nor steady steady
She is the KKJ's blood sister. Zzzzz

1. Pretty, long hair with romantic curls
2. Slim, well dressed and presentable
3. Gentle and kind

All these features. lol
SHe is so different KKJ. Zzzzz
Why so drama? Dun tell me is like some taiwanese drama
Same father, different mother or same mother different father?
The sis so slim and pretty.
The KKJ so round and Zzzz
He think he big, yea right. His tummy is very big.
When he enter the office, the first you see is not his face nor feets.
Is his tummy. lol.

Can u imagine how big it is?
My bao bei nt veri happy that I badmouth my KKJ Boss
Bao bei wants Ni Beh to ignore but seriously...
No harm saying and making fun bout KKJ :D
Since KKJ so bad to Ni Beh.
Na Beh intern, come to help u. Kana treat like
money slaves.

Ni Beh gt do work, no take salary for nth. lol.
Like Bao Bei says, she want me to change. -.-
Ni Beh tell Bao Bei, when I gra, go NS
after NS, I marry Bao Bei. lol.
Bao Bei nw nagging and nagging for Ni Beh's sake.
Is Mrs Ni Beh gonna be nagging queen o.0

All for now. Ni Beh's blog is about his life story.
work 8am to 6pm tml. lol. Zzzz
Will update my Bao bei's bdae celebration next.
Thank U for support!

Drama.

Zzzzzz
Kaoz. Today tio dai ji... Zzzz
Very sian and tired. lol. Want to jump on my lovely bed.
Today worse case of my overall attachment.
Na Behs. That CCB wanna claim credit. Kaoz.
Ni Beh also not interested in the project.
Whatevers. Zzzz Na Beh, super sian.

She is the most woman I ever came to, so far.
KKJ want her handle this project, she is overall IC.
We all just go the exhibition help out, all of us got different department.
That CCB handle the design department, Ni Beh handle clients.
Whole day need to fake smile until my face nearly crack. Zzz
lol. Next time I won't help that CCB.

As a man, see her carry so heavy stuffs, went to help.
KKJ pass by, I tio dai ji. Zzz That CCB saw KKJ pass by
She scratch my fingers wid her nails Zzzz
Then she carry the stuffs and go to KKJ and greet him.
Kaoz. Na Behs. CCB LCB. SLCB.
Scratch until Ni Beh's palm got marks. Zzzz
Never see a woman like that, so desperate to claim credit.
Kaoz. Made me du lan. Seriously Fuck.
I feel like slapping her and threw her some punches.

I know I can't do that...
lol. Put fake eyelashes and makeup, spray perfume.
She think she pretty? No use, her heart is ugly.
Na Behs. Still dare ask Ni Beh introduce guy friends to her.
Kaoz. I won't sa bo my friends.............
I believe guys would want to marry normal looking girl
with beautiful heart than a ugly hearted woman like her. WTF.

Today Ni Beh very kana. I am the only guy in the event.
Carry heavy things, I kana. lol. Its ok I mean but kana scold.
The sale department manager ask Ni Beh carry stuffs put behind
the tables. Then the assistant so extra, scold Ni Beh.
Complain I put there. Wah kaoz. This department say this.
That department say that. Ask Ni Beh put there?
Then in the end all scold Ni Beh.
CCB add fuel to the matters. Zzzz

" You cannot do things like this? It is not professional."
Na Behs. You scratch my palm I never showdown with you.
You better keep your mouth shut. I am gentlemen, I dun fight wid you.
lol. But CCB kana karma. She was looking at a hot male model
That model was my client, CCB damn despo. Come look at him.
My model friend kana scare. Zzzz ( He is a gay actually)
CCB keep looking at my hot friend then she cross over our wire plug
and fall down. CCB sprained her leg.

Kaoz, me and my model friend act blur, act still talking
and refuse to help her. ( Although I did feel bad somehow)
But this woman not worth for my forgiveness.

1. Claim Ni Beh's credit, steal my idea and submit to boss
2. Sa Bo Ni Beh and keep find fault in me
3. Backstab Ni Beh to other people ( including the kopitam auntie)
4. Throw negative comments in Ni Beh's presentation while su say it is well done.
5. Make sure she know what project Ni Beh is doing
and the list goes on.... ....

I fucking hate this CCB and she show my bao bei's fb to other guys.
Say my bao bei not fit to be cover model. ( My bao bei shorter than her)
Say my bao bei ugly. Please. If my bao bei ugly, how come she
can become cover model? lol. She wanna say the model company
eyes got stamps isst.

Seriously, I dunno why my bao bei got such friends.
My Bao bei treat her like sister, close friends. And she did this to her?
And what she did to her brother-in-law? her close friend's bf?
Na Behs. She is Ni Beh write introduce letter to KKJ one
Then KKJ accept her in for attachment. The placement is full
But KKJ say since got ppls intro and CCB is top student.
So KKJ place her in. Na Behs. CCB stab me on the back Zzz

Why are girls so drama?
I don't see guys doing all these. Ni Beh and my bro never.
NEVER. And we can share underwear Zzzzz

Other people's love story

Read this.
It is very meaningful.

MARRIAGE

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

A CHRIST-CENTERED MARRIAGE IS A MARRIAGE THAT IS SURE TO LAST A LIFETIME.

So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate. Matthew 19:6.

By Stephanie Halmilton

Love Story

Shock that person like Ni Beh also got his love story to tell?
Although Ni Beh's love story is not like those romantic ones
Sure not like I ride the girl on my motorbike,
throw the dustbin to a bridal shop and get her a wedding dress
Then get marry over the full moon and kiss kiss

Nonono. That is totally not Ni Beh.
Why Ni Beh suddenly talk about my love story?
Cause my chio gf recently meet up with her first love Zzzz
Na Behs. Ok lah. Ni Beh not romantic.
Ni Beh not gentle, Ni Beh not sweet.
Ni Beh only know how to talk cock and no action
* that only refers to Ku Ku Jiao.
Which employee will take action against their KKJ bosses?

Koaz. Zzzz Chio gf's first love was her senior.
Na Bahs. Head prefect some more. Zzzz
Ni Beh school days only kana CCA head.
And is GRC's tao eh. green recycle club Zzz
Was chose as head cause I am strong, can carry a lot of things.
Na Behs. I GRC head, he head prefect. Zzz
Chobu gf look at him like her eyes sparkle like a diamond
when he gave a speech on stage. Na Behs.

Xiang Dang Nian, Ni Beh also Xiao Cao.
Many girls write love letters and pass to me.
Want go steady with me Zzz Ni Beh all reject.
Chose my chiobu bao bei. Zzz My "brother" told me
My chiobu bao bei, confess to the head prefect, kana reject then
come to me Zzz Na Behs. Really mehz?
Kaoz. Ni Beh is voted as first date choice in my sec. Zzz
I dun believe I lose to that head prefect.

Na Behs, they never contact so long.
Now contact. Koaz. Next week my chiobu bao bei bdae
He sae want celebrate for her. Pa Jiao.
He never see got me, HER BOYFRIEND, HUSBAND TO BE
can celebrate for her. Na Behs. Now the head prefect is
studying his degree Zzz Ni Beh see him very buay song.

1. Bowl head, his hair scully take bowl cover and cut one
2. Big thick glasses. Dude, ya know something call contact lens?
3. Tuck in shirt and super shiny shoes. HAHAHA Ge Tai.

Na Behs. Can't believe my bao bei eye candy him and write love letter
Wonder what's the content sia. Zzzzz
Actually, before my bao bei, I fancy someone else.
There is this long hair chio bu, in the dance club.
Woot! Super chio ones. Ni Beh and my bros will go see see
when they dance. Ni Beh wanna jio her that time.
But na behz. Zzzz Long Hair Chio Bu got steady already.

Her steady is the basketball macho captain.
That time girls crazy over MVP, slam dunk. -.-
Zzz But lucky Ni Beh get to date Long Hair chiobu out.
Went out and watch movie. Walk park, walk her home.
Ni Beh still rmb her long hair, so silky. Sound like some shampoo
commercial. Its like she turn her head, her hair will swing with her.
But kaoz. Ni Beh never snatch her away from macho captain

Because..... of this reason.
Long hair chiobu look very chio and shine at the day.
When it came to the night. Especially walking at night with her.
She can suddenly transform to a famous TV person.
When the wind blows.... Kaoz. Look like 貞子

** ALERT: HORROR VIDEO.
Not for the weak hearted. DO NOT SEE IF YOU'RE SCARE.
This is 貞子

If you see this video, you will know why I chose my bao bei. Zzz

Money Money Money

Money.
What is money?
Money makes the world goes round.
All ppls fight over money.

Friends fight over money.
Lovers fight over money.
Husband and wife fight over money.
Parents and gin nas fight over money.

No?

Have you got this conflict with your parents?
" Ah Ma~ Give me extra money."
Mother disagree, that you fight. lol.
Wanna borrow money from you brother.
No agree... Then fight.
Want people return money. No want return.
Fight. lol.

People owe Ah Long money.
Ah Long paint red paint O$P$ on your door
Hang pig head, splash red paint.
Worse come worse, take chopper chop you.
*Worse scenario: Call Ma Ta (Police)

People owe bank money.
lol. You GG. Bank are legal loan sharks.
No money pay, they take your house.

So conclusion = Money is important

This is why Ni Beh work so hard for money.
But na behs, must see Ku Ku Jiao's face.
You all can say why Ni Beh barking like dog here
and no actions taken against Ku Ku Jiao.

1. Ni Beh need to survive.
2. Ni Beh got family to support
3. Ni Beh won't knock himself against the wall

Ku Ku Jiao not only size big, his position big.
Coz he got money, all big. Talk also can talk big.
Ni Beh is employee, KKJ is boss. lol.
In company, stay low profile. Cannot let the dragon of you out.
In www.nibeh.blogspot.com,
bark. scold. curse. swear. SONG.

Thank You.

Wah sehz
Ni Beh see got ppls support my blog.
I feel so touched. A-MEN. I pray.
Got ppls share thoughts wid Ni Beh.
lol. Got ppls scold Ni Beh say I kuku.
Ne behs. What is the reason?

Your Ni Beh should be Lim Beh not Ni Beh
Na Behs. Ni Beh want write Ni Beh, so is Ni Beh.

1. Ni Beh want write Ni Beh, want fight isst.
2. Ni Beh surname not Lim. So, not Lim Beh.

Understood?

Kaoz.... Ni Beh believe many ppls working also kana
like backstabbers, or ku ku jiao boss. Zzz
Ni Beh got experience, can give you all piece of advises.

1. Go in, act ku ku act blur. Act dunno anything.
2. Identify any CCB BLJ and KKJ
3. Act like monk ( Ni beh never ask u shave botak or eat veg)
Ni Beh want you act kind, act helpful and add HOLY LIGHT.
4. If any CCB, BLJ or KKJ backstab you. Act blur. Act innocent
5. Be early for work ( No late)

* CCB = Ciao Chee Bye
   BLJ = Bo Lan Jiao
   KKJ= Ku Ku Jiao

Can leave early but never be late. Who know ur boss isst KKJ
Zzz Na behs. We all work for wad? Money la.
Take ppls money, must see ppls face. Zzz
Na behs. Life is like that. It's up to you to face it.
Kaoz... ... You all got feeling like everyday go work
like go battle anot? KNN. Should order machine guns and shoot.

Ni Beh super hate that KKJ. Zzz
What to do? He is boss. Na behs.
We all need to survive. But Ni Beh got pride.
Not like that CCB, keep lootlick. Kaoz...
Ni Beh no need lootlick, Ni Beh capable.
Mai xiao xiao. KNN.

Just keep Ni Beh advice in mind.
Ignore any CCB, BLJ and KKJs
Your life will be better and do your work with standard.
Let us toast to our work.

*For any gin nas please toast with plain water
* For babies please toast with milk.